“Ass Effect”

My name is jake and I just turned 13 about about a month ago. It had been 20 years since ours galaxy’s

hero “The Shepard” had saved our entire way of life in the milky way galaxy or so my parents told me. They had

to leave earth when the reapers attacked in hopes they would be safe in the cidadel and thankfully they did. My

parents were able to raise two children since the reaper attack and two before it. Did I mention I was the

youngest? Yeah well I am, but it’s not all bad I guess. Anyway like I was saying before my parents took refuge

at the citadel. A massive space station where aliens of all races go and live, visit and engage in contact. After

the war was won my parents decided it would be best to stay at the citadel instead of returning to earth. They

shortly bought a home and firmly made up their minds on staying. Right now I’m on my way to get my yearly

check-up and hopefully I gained some weight. Right now I stand at about a embarrsing 5’3 ft or 160.2 cm and I

weigh close to 90 pounds or 40.82 kg. I was the runt of the litter of course and I wasn’t to mad about it either. It

wasn’t all to bad. I was of course rather skinny and with fairly pinkish peach skin. (Our family being of calcusain

descent) My hair was light brown and slightly blond and my eyes being dark green just like my moms.