Anal threesome – part 2

It was a fairly normal July day in the village. The sun was a spherical furnace in a clear blue sky, and the sounds of lawns been mowed and friends chatting in the pub garden arose from amongst the quaint buildings which were separated by wide roads, large gardens, and plenty of trees. The fields rolled off into the distance, misshaped patches of brown, yellow and green.

The school on the edge of the village was closed for summer vacation, and you could tell. There is a certain feel to a school when it is shut for six weeks that is somehow different to school that’s empty just for the night or for a weekend. The classrooms visible through the windows were empty, the playground containing no activity other than a couple of crisp packets being blown around in the gentle zephyr, and the staff car park devoid of any vehicles. The only life there were the birds that mucked about in the dry soil with as much demented enthusiasm as the children who were normally here.

The school-holidays were evident throughout the village. Children played soccer on the village green, teenage boys charged around on bikes to impress the girls, who sat on benches scoffing junk food and giggling.

One teenager who wasn’t outside was Mike. He lived with his Aunt Kath and mother Claire in a house at the end of a long cul-de-sac, which was at the far edge of the village. In Claire’s bedroom, the gentle sounds of summer that emanated from outside were masked by the grinding and slapping noises of sex.

Since the three of them had begun fucking a few months ago, Claire had swapped her old bed for a bigger one, a huge King Sized one large enough for three people to sleep alongside each other. The duvet was dark blue, as were the covers for the plump pillows, which sat up against the large, cushioned headrest.

Claire’s sister, Kath, was on the bed on her knees and elbows. Her sweaty, naked body made one think she was younger than her 33 years. She was fairly petite, her body slim and firm her blonde hair stuck to a damp forehead. Kath’s cheery face was contorted with pleasure and laying sideways on the duvet, which she was gripping with her fists. Kath was fairly flat-chested, which also gave her a younger look. With regards to her posterior, it could be imagined that the Creator had decided that, having given the lady nothing special in the breast department, he’d decided to spend a good few weeks sculpting Kath’s ass into something quite exquisite. Her butt-cheeks were a perfect balance between slimness and shape, both round and firm at the same time. The smooth, pale buttocks were so pleasing in appearance and feel that they seemed to be biologically designed to trigger 100% approval in the part of men’s brains that automatically evaluated every female ass they saw.

Between her heavenly buttocks was Kath’s tight, hairless little pink asshole, which at the moment was stretched wide from the heavy, plastic dildo that was wedged up there. White and smooth, the dildo was attached to a black strap, which was worn by Kath’s sister, Claire. At thirty-six, Claire was three years old than Kath, and looked fairly different. Having borne a child, her hips were a little wider, her ass somewhat plumper, but still firm and shapely. Tits were the main difference between the sister’s, Claire’s being huge, two round melons of flesh that, at the moment, were being gripped by her son Mike.

Facially, Claire was similar to Kath, in that her small nose was delicately littered with a few freckles, which like-wise adorned her cheeks. Her eyes were wide and dark, her mouth usually smiling and her lips full and red. Claire’s hair was dyed reddish brown, and reached her shoulders.

Like both Kath and Claire, fourteen-year-old Mike was naked. He knelt behind Claire, his cock in his mother’s ass, his hands reaching round and fondling his mom’s heavy breasts whilst he worked his long, hard cock into the clammy depths of her rectum. As he fucked away, Mike kept his torso pressed against his mother’s back. The thrilling feeling of his cock in his mom’s asshole was almost matched by the feeling of her flesh against his. Athletically built and of average size for his age, Mike still had a youthful face, and his bright blue eyes contrasted with those of both his mom and aunt. His chin rested on Claire’s shoulder and he whispered obscenities in her ear whilst buggering her asshole.

The three of them, fucking away in a chain of pumping, sweaty flesh, had almost exact same tastes when it came to sex, but sounded a lot different when they fucked. Mike was inclined to mutter and breathe quiet statements, usually referring to his aunt and mom as sluts, knowing how much they liked it. Claire usually uttered taut gasps and long, passionate sighs as she fucked, whilst Kath – somewhat extrovert and with a daft sense of humor – was inclined to cry out wildly and shout obscene demands at her fucker.

It was lunchtime, Monday, the first weekday of the long vacation. They intended to keep up their normal routines during the holidays; none of them wanted to completely detach themselves from normal social activity just because they screwed like rabbits. And of course, the women would be at work, Mike being the lucky one with all-day and everyday to sit around idle. However, today both Claire and Kath had taken a day off to celebrate the start of the vacation, and after a quick shag then breakfast and showers, they were now back in Claire’s room – the main location for their activities – humping away and fucking enjoying every minute of it.

“You okay there, auntie Kath?” Mike inquired whilst fucking Claire’s ass at a steady pace.

“Perfect,” Kath responded, her eyes closed and her head still resting to one side on the bed, “Absolutely perfect. God Claire, you’re such a good fucker, we should have got that dildo a long time ago.”

“Definitely,” agreed Claire, thrusting said dildo back and forth in her sister’s butt hole, “You like that sis?”

“Fuck yeah,” Kath gasped, “God, yeah, fuck my ass.”

“I hope my cock isn’t going to be made redundant,” Mike smiled, now pulling on his mom’s nipples.

“No way,” Kath grunted between her heavy breathing, “Plastic is no substitute for your cock. Still, fuck me, it’s good. Fuck me sis, fuck me. Claire, uh, fuck…nngg…”

Claire picked up the pace a little, enjoying the exchange of roles by using the dildo on her sister, increasing Kath’s cries of pleasure by varying the speed of her hip-thrusts. Of course, being fucked in the ass was still a pleasure to behold, something both her sister and herself practically devoted their lives to.

After a short while, Mike placed his hands on his mother’s hips and levered his cock from her butt hole, and Claire then pulled the plastic cock from her sister. They nearly always did everything twice, the two women interchanging, ensuring they all got a fair share of the fun.

Claire took off the dildo and handed it to Kath, who strapped it on whilst Claire got down on her knees and elbows. There were light red marks running round the tops of her thighs and her waist, where the straps had been, contrasting with her smooth, pale skin. Kath got behind her sister’s wide rump, and worked the greased up dildo into Claire’s anus, soon wedging it in to the hilt. Then she leaned forward a little and reached round, pulling her mouth-watering buttocks apart so that Mike could guide his prick up there.

“Fuck that’s good,” Kath sighed as the thick cock-head pushed through her sphincter, “Get it all up there Mikey. Nngg! Fuck…yeah.”

When his aunt’s anus was gripping the base of his cock, Mike gripped her shoulders and began humping, whilst Kath placed her hands on Claire’s lower back and fucked her ass with the plastic phallus at pace that matched Mike’s thrusting.

Grinding and humping, the trio fucked like that for a good fifteen minutes, before Mike felt his orgasm rising.

“I’m gonna cum,” he spluttered, thrusting quicker, “God Kath, I’m gonna cum in your ass.”

“Fucking flood me,” Kath gasped, feeling Mike’s dick burrow deeper into her guts with every hard slam of his hips, “Flood my ass.”

“Oh Kath,” Mike grunted, “God…it’s fucking…cumming….nnngggg!”

He rammed forward one last time, and ground his pelvis up against his aunt’s ass, crying out with pleasure as his cock spewed forth it’s sticky load eight inches deep inside Kath’s rectum.

“Yeah, fuck me,” she moaned, “uh, yeah….pump it up my ass Mikey…fuck!”

As she received her nephew’s sperm in her ass, Kath continued to grind the big dildo in her sister’s butt, Claire squirming with delight.

Finally, Mike was finished, and he slid his dick out and fell to one side on the bed, Kath doing likewise and removing the soiled strap-on. They all lay in a row, gasping for breath, their bodies glistening in the bright sunlight that poured through the window into the hot room.

“Oh yeah,” Claire said after a short while, propping herself up on one elbow, “I forgot to mention to you Mike. Your Uncle John is coming to stay for a while next weekend.”

“Yeah?” Mike responded, “How long for?”

“A week. Him and your cousin, Melanie.”

“Oh,” Mike said, “I guess that might interfere with our activities.”

“Can’t we tell our brother to sod off?” Kath enquired, grinning.

“No,” Claire said, “Besides, I did tell him a few months ago that he’d be welcome to stay over the summer.”

“I guess,” Kath shrugged, “So are you off work next week then Claire?”

“Yeah. Are you going to book it off too?”

“Might as well. It should be okay.”

Mike felt a little disappointed about possible disruptions to their merry activities. He got on well with his uncle John; he was thirty-one, the youngest of the three children, and lived up in Scotland. John had upset the balance of the family when he was 18, by getting a local girl pregnant.. However, he did the decent thing and married the girl, who bore a daughter, Melanie. His sisters, Claire and Kath, eagerly helped out with babysitting and other chores, whilst John studied for a degree from home. The marriage held out fairly well, but John’s wife was too energetic to be a wife and mother before she was out of her teens. John, however, wasn’t all that bothered, and was seemingly content, once he’d started on a well-paid career as an architect, to settle down. Eventually, they divorced, though as with Claire and her husband, the split was amicable. John eventually moved up to Scotland with Melanie, whilst his ex-wife did some traveling. She now worked in Spain where she’d remarried, but she kept in touch with John and Melanie, and visited her daughter every time she was back in Britain.

A little like his sister Kath in personality, John had a good sense of humor, and showed little interest in growing up completely. He still played computer games when he wasn’t working, and he and Mike often swapped games. Melanie was now thirteen, and both her and Mike enjoyed their infrequent visits, the pair of them being without any brothers or sisters and so seeing each other more as siblings than cousins.

“Where will they sleep?” Mike asked.

“I’ll set up a camp bed in Kath’s room,” Claire answered, “They can both kip in there.”

“Do I have say in this?” pouted Kath at her sister.

“Stop moaning sis. I’ll set up camp bed in Mike’s room too so you can sleep in there. You’ll have to fuck quietly though, we don’t want our brother and Melanie being disturbed.”

“Okay,” Kath smiled, “But what about you Claire? When will you get any action that week? You’re like me now, you can’t go without cock for a few hours without getting the shakes.”

“We’ll be okay,” Mike interjected, “we’ll find some time when we’re alone to shag. Also, if we go a week with little fucking, we’ll all be fired up when we have the place to ourselves again.”

“Besides,” Kath said, “there’s more to our lives than screwing.”

There was a puzzled pause.

“No there isn’t,” Mike frowned, and all three started laughing.

“Sure,” Claire smiled, “there’s a lot more we do other than fuck. I mean, we often talk about fucking.”

“And think about fucking,” suggested Kath.

“Yeah,” grinned Mike, “and we sometimes plan our fucking.”

“Anyway,” Kath exhaled as she sat up, “all this talk of fucking is making me want to do something. I can’t remember what it was. Claire?”

“Yeah.”

“I was intending on doing something after I’d been fucked in the ass by Mike, something important. Can you remember what it was?”

“Yeah,” her sister said, “you were going to get Mike to fuck you in the ass again.”

“Oooh yes,” Kath nodded solemnly, “that was it.”

She giggled like a silly teenager as she reached out and grabbed Mike’s cock, which lay across his stomach, semi-erect.

“You ready again Mikey?” Kath asked, needlessly.

“Sure am.”

“Do you fancy buggering your dear Auntie Kath?”

“Hmmmm,” Mike pondered, his dick hardening in Kath’s small fist, “I guess I could do. If it’s necessary.”

He and Kath smiled at each other, then the randy woman got on her hands and knees again.

“Get up there,” she begged as she wiggled her perfect, firm little posterior in the air, “Come on Mikey, fuck that big cock up my shitter.”

None of them ever got tired of screwing like this, and Mike got into position with a look on his face that suggested he was as excited as he was when he first fucked his mom and aunt.

“You ready to be fucked in the ass?” he asked, jerking off his rock hard dick, the swollen end hovering an inch away from his aunt’s greased-up anus, which hung open a little, a dribble of sperm running out as she flexed her shitting muscles in anticipation.

“Mike,” Kath responded, “I’m always ready to. In fact, I’m in a state of being ready-to-be-fucked-in-the-ass every second that I don’t have a dick up my hole.”

“Just checking,” her eager nephew smiled, and in one elegant stroke, buried every inch of his dick into Kath’s anus.

“Mmmm,” she sighed, “fuck me that’s good. Uh, uh, fuck me, fuck me Mike…fuck your auntie’s butt…mmm!”

Mike held his aunt by the waist as he fucked her asshole, his mom shifting so that she was partially under her sister. Kath immediately planted her mouth over one of Claire’s stiff nipples, and sucked hard on those huge breasts whilst she was fucked in the ass.

“Suck my tits sis,” Claire panted, “Suck ’em dry.”

As he humped away, Mike enjoyed seeing Kath slurping on his mom’s breasts, constantly amazed at how completely care-free the randy trio’s tastes were. Still, they were doing this for sheer physical pleasure and lust, so there was no reason for any of them to avoid any act if it gave them a thrill.

“My turn now,” Claire announced after a while.

“Boo,” moaned Kath, “Not fair.”

She nonetheless was happy to move aside once her butt was vacated, and Claire got down on all fours in front of her son.

“Ready when you are Mikey,” she happily declared.

“Which hole do you want fucking?” her son asked her.

“What do you think?”

Mike grinned then pushed his cock into his mom’s hungry, tight rectal passage. Claire panted and gasped in pleasure as her son picked up a quick pace, slamming his cock as far into her anus as possible.

Kath stood astride her sister, facing the same direction, legs apart. She leaned forward a little, hands on her knees, and looked round.

“Kiss my ass,” she sniggered at Mike, whose face was right in front of Kath’s luscious behind.

“With pleasure,” he said, and kissed away, planting his lips on almost every part of the buttocks in front of him. Then he used his hands to part Kath’s butt-cheeks, and lapped at her asshole, before ramming his tongue up there as he continued to steadily drill his mother’s butt.

“Fuck me, I’m cumming,” he later gasped, pulling his head from Kath’s butt, “Oh God, yeah…”

“I want a facial,” Claire said, “It’s been too long since I had a nice shower of sticky cum.”

“I gave you one last night,” Mike responded, pulling his dick from Claire’s ass, Kath moving to one side.

“Like I said,” Claire insisted, as she turned and sat in front of Mike, “It’s been too long.”

“Perhaps mommy would like her tits showered instead,” Mike suggested, “I haven’t cum on them in a while.”

“Go on then,” Claire smiled, “But try and fling some in my face.”

Mike knelt up so his cock was pretty much level with Claire’s pendulous melons, and he jerked off rapidly. Claire watched her son’s heavy cock with a hungry look in her eyes. She loved it when her son came on her, or in her mouth, especially when her asshole still burnt with the pleasure of a recent fucking. Kath frigged her pussy with one hand whilst pushing a couple of fingers on her other hand up her ass.

“Here it comes,” stammered Mike, “Fuck…yeah…uh!”

He shot out a thick wad of sperm, which splashed into Claire’s face, across her nose and forehead, a second squirt hitting her on the throat. Mike moved his cock from side to side as he continued to pump his fist, ensuring the continuing spurts of cum were liberally spread across his mother’s tits. They were so big it was hard to cover them all, but once Mike had finished, Claire’s breasts were pasted with an impressive amount of sticky white fluid, which ran down in streaks, dripping and falling onto her thighs. Mike rubbed his slimy cock-end over his mom’s left nipple, enjoying pulling away and seeing that his cock and the nipple were still connected by a long string of cum.

“Fucking excellent,” Claire said, looking like such a wonderful slut with cum over her sweaty face, “I wish you could cum a hundred times in a row and give me a bath in this stuff.”

“Well, I do my best,” said Mike, who sat back and got his breath back, whilst Kath rubbed the spunk into Claire’s tits.

“Any more plans for the day?” Claire asked her son.

“I was going to see Derek, just go for a bike ride or something.”

“Might as well,” Kath said, “It’s a nice day. I might mow the lawn or something.”

“What about you mom?”

“I think I’ll just have a lazy day,” Claire answered, “Read a book or something out in the garden.”

“Well,” Mike announced as he got off the bed, “I’m going to take a shower, then I’ll head out. I’ll be back about five.”

“No problem,” Claire responded, and looked down at Kath, who was sucking on her tits. She just couldn’t wait until that evening, when it would all start again.


Derek was Mike’s age, but looked a lot different, being almost six-foot at the age of fourteen. His dark black hair was in need of a trim, and whipped about wildly as he sped along on his bike.

It was bumpy going as he rode along the dusty track, ran straight through the middle of a large field full of rape-seed, which was three foot high and glaring yellow in the sun.

Behind Derek, Mike was on his bike, tongue sticking out in concentration as he navigated between the small holes and stones along the narrow path.

“How far now?” he called to his friend ahead.

“Not far,” Derek shouted, reassuringly, “Just at the end of this track. In the next field.”

The golden crops on either side of them whipped past as they continued on their journey, the village two miles behind them and shrinking away in the distance.

At the end of the field, the two teenagers had to slow down as they reached the gate. Derek got off his bike and opened it, closing it once Mike had pedaled through.

“So where now?” Mike asked, as Derek wheeled his bike into the field.

“It’s that barn over there,” Derek replied, nodding in the appropriate direction, “Just dump your bike here. No-one will nick them.”

The pair left their bikes lying on the grass and continued on foot up the track, heading towards the dark red barn that sat empty in the middle of the field.

There was a large door open in the barn, and Derek eagerly walked through, the concrete floor of the seemingly abandoned building covered with scattered straw, a rusty piece of machinery in the corner of unidentifiable purpose.

“This place is cool,” Mike commented, looking up at the beams in the high ceiling, a couple home to some bird’s nests.

“Yeah,” agreed Derek, “I found it the other week whilst riding around. Anyway, it’s over here. This cool secret.”

Mike followed his friend to the corner, towards the old, rusty machinery. Derek had been speaking of this ‘great secret’ all day.

“Here we are,” Derek announced, as he leaned down and moved aside an old cardboard box, which he opened. He reached in and pulled out five magazines, whose glossy covers – a little crinkled with damp – were instantly identifiable to Mike.

“Whoa, porno mags,” he grinned.

“That’s right,” Derek said, and handed a couple to Mike, “Cool or what?”

Eagerly, Mike started flicking through one of the soft-core mags, looking at the images of various, young women in states of undress. He flicked through another one that was for ‘ass men!’ according to its bold, yellow text on the cover.

“That one’s cool,” Derek commented, then got back to flicking through the magazines he held.

Mike was transfixed at the gorgeous women showing their asses, spreading their legs and pouting for the camera with their tits out. It wasn’t until he was half way through the third magazine that it occurred to him that it was somewhat daft to be so enthralled by the pictures of naked woman. Given what he got up to with his mom and aunt.

But then, he thought, he did kind of long for a younger woman, one of his own generation. Just for a change though; he certainly was happy with Kath and his mom, and he figured he was obviously inclined towards older woman, given his fascination with his aunt and mom before they decided to seduce him. But still…fucking a girl within a few years of his own age would be damn nice.

He and Derek sat down and flicked through the magazines, pointing out to each other their favorite women.

“You can keep one if you want,” Derek said, “You’ll have to find a good hiding place though if you take it home.”

“Yeah, cheers,” replied Mike, “Do you not keep any at home?”

“Nah. I’d be too worried about my mom finding them, so I just keep them here and pop up to this place occasionally.”

“Oh right. Er…I’ll have this one.”

Mike took a magazine, which contained an eighteen-year-old girl he found particularly appealing.

“Well, let’s get going.” Derek said, and he put the box of magazines back in their hiding place before they headed out of the barn, walking towards their bikes.

“What shall we do now?” Mike asked.

“Let’s go over to my house or something. We can play the computer, I got a couple of new games.”

“Sure.” Mike agreed.


It was five o’clock in the evening when Mike left Derek’s house. It was still hot outside, the sun only just beginning its long journey towards the tree-dotted horizon.

Wandering through the front door, Mike kicked his trainers off and went to head off upstairs, turning back on the third step and going back to pick up his shoes and put them neatly in the cupboard. Mom was a little insistent about tidiness at times.

In Claire’s room, Kath was lying on her back, nude, with the big white strap-on dildo strapped round her waist. Claire was wearing just a pair of black stockings and a white, lacy garter belt. She was astride her sister, the big dildo buried in her cunt, which she rode slowly whilst gasping out. Kath ground her pelvis upwards, fucking her sister hard whilst reaching up and gripping Claire’s pendulous breasts.

“Hi girls,” Mike cheerfully called to them as he wandered in to the room, closing the door behind him. He began to take off his T-shirt.

“Hi Mikey,” Kath said, and Claire greeted her son similarly.

“Starting without me?” Mike asked as he tugged off his jeans and, finally his boxer shorts. His cock was already fully erect and waved proudly in the air as he walked to the bed and clambered on.

“‘Fraid so,” Kath shrugged, “we couldn’t wait, could we sis?”

“Nope,” said Claire, “Actually we were just warming up. Come on son, hop aboard.”

“With pleasure,” Mike smiled.

Claire leaned forward and arched her back, causing her ass-cheeks to part.. Her ass had obviously been previously sounded by the dildo, as it was greased up and dilated. Mike knelt astride Kath’s legs, behind his mom, and put one hand on her shoulder and with the other gripped the base of his nodding, rock-solid cock. He pushed his swollen cock-head against his mom’s rubbery, slick sphincter, and began to ease forward.

“Oh son,” Claire moaned as the thick member began to enter her anus, “Mmmm…fuck yeah, get it in….uh!”

In no time at all, Mike’s long prick was fully sheathed in his mom’s rectal canal, and he held his mom by the waist as he began to fuck her.

“You so hot mom,” he whispered in her ear, “You’re so fucking hot and sexy, me and Kath are going to fuck you until you scream the house down.”

Inspired by this, and torn asunder with the pleasure of a dildo in her cunt and a cock up her ass, Claire humped and ground away, her hands flat on the bed.

“Oh God,” she cried, “fuck…oh God! Yeah! Fuck me, the pair of you..”

“You slut,” Kath grinned lewdly as she pulled on Claire’s nipples and fucked the dildo hard into her sister’s cunt, “You slut, you love it.”

“Oh fuck me,” Claire panted, eyes half closed, “Oh Kath…uh…fuck…my cunt…FUCK! Yes! Mikey! Mikey baby, fuck my ass! Uhn uhn! Yeah…fuck mommy’s shit-hole…GOD!”

Mike and Kath gritted their teeth as they pumped their hips, bringing Claire to a thunderous orgasm, which seemed to last over a minute. Claire was shattered afterwards, and slumped forward, kissing Kath hard on the lips.. Mike continued to fuck his cock back and forth in his mom’s anus at a leisurely pace whilst idly fingering her garter belt. Then he popped his prick from her ass.

Claire dismounted the dildo and began to remove it from Kath.

“Your turn sis,” she said, “Your turn to be double fucked like a filthy slut.”

“Excellent,” Kath said as she sat up. Claire strapped the dildo on and laid back, the big white phallic torpedo of plastic pointing towards the ceiling, slick with pussy juice.

“Get on sis,” invited Claire.

“Sure thing.”

Squatting over her sister, facing her feet, Kath lowered her ass onto the dildo, and was soon sitting down fully, the greasy strap-on buried fully in her anal tract. She leaned back, propping her self up on her arms, her legs spread.

Mike licked his lips at the sight of this. Kneeling in front of Kath, he could see her juicy, spread pussy, below which was her firmly impaled asshole.

“Fuck me Mikey,” Kath said simply, and Mike edged up to his aunt. He swiftly slid his cock into her tight cunt. Placing his arms round Kath, he kissed her passionately, the pair swapping saliva as Mike began to hump his aunt’s cunt, all the while Claire pumping the dildo upwards into Kath’s asshole.

“Oh fuck me,” Kath later moaned as she buried her chin into her nephew’s shoulder, “Uhn! Fuck me…fuck me Mikey…”

Mike increased the pace, as did mom below, and soon Kath was yelping with ecstasy at the ceiling as both her orifices were pounded.

“Fuck, I’m gonna cum,” Mike announced in a strained voice, “Shit…I wanted to hold on.”

“Don’t worry sweetheart,” Kath whispered into his ear, “We’ve got all evening. Pump away, fuck me!”

Mike did so, ramming his tongue into his beautiful aunt’s mouth and snogging her whilst slamming forward hard, spewing hot streams of jizm into Kath’s cunt.

“Fuck!” he gasped, taking his lip’s from his aunt’s, still shooting his load, “Oh fuck, Kath…uhn!”

Unable to resist how gorgeous her young nephew looked when he came, Kath kissed him again, though this time it was a more maternal kind of kiss.

Mike finally finished his climax and pulled out. Kath got up, her asshole seeming to shit out the big dildo. It seemed to go on forever until finally the head of the dong popped out of her stretched asshole.

“Fucking hell that was good,” Claire sighed, “Incredible.”

“Too true,” Kath agreed, and fell back on the bed, “Fuck me, I need a nap. I might have one actually, before dinner.”

“Me too,” Mike said, and crawled down between the two women, “What’s for tea anyway mom?”

“Chips. Your favorite.”

“Excellent,” Mike responded, and yawned. Soon, they were all snoring peacefully, awaking about half-an-hour later.


Kath and Claire were at work for the rest of the week, so Mike spent most days happily playing computer games or hanging around with his friends.