A married man’s guide to making your wife and anal whore

I was both blessed and cursed to marry a good woman. Blessed, because she is the old fashioned type who would never dream of cheating. Cursed, because when it came to sex she was very conservative and not very experimental. In the five years we’ve been married, I’ve come to know most of her turn-ons and turn-offs, and I know exactly which things she loves and which ones she hates. Much to my dismay, one of her biggest turn-offs has been the one thing I wanted to do with her more than anything else. Anal. This is something I know I share with a lot of married men, but I am here to share the story of exactly how I turned my conservative wife into my anal slut.

My wife loved to do it doggie style, as long as my cock stayed away from her tight, little virgin asshole. Usually when I was doing her from behind I’d act like I was rubbing her ass, but actually I was just spreading her cheeks so I could imagine I was fucking in the ass. However, if my hands strayed to close to her crack, at best I would get reprimanded, at worst I’d “ruin the mood”. As a guy I’d always listened to the guy who told the story about how he pretended he “just slipped”. I can say with an almost 100% guarantee that that guy was lying. So for five years I was reduced to sniffing her panties or waiting until she went to sleep and sniffing her ass. To some of you this might sound weird or even gross, but as long as the ass is clean the smell is like a pussy but even better.

On Christmas Eve things changed, and hopefully what I did will work for you too. She wasn’t “in the mood” but I was and I was determined to get her that way. I started off with a back rub, but let me warn you to be careful with this. (If you do too good a job you’re wife will fall asleep and you’ll have to jerk off in the bathroom.) But a back rub IS a good method to get your wife naked and relaxed, which is a good way of getting her horny.