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“Gene, Gene, come in Gene” he spoke into the radio, “Gene here, go ahead Dave what’s the problem?” Gene responded,

“The Spartan Spitter does everything for you; all you have to do is get your meat strapped in the Spartan

Jessica entered and then turned to look at Stacey, “I’ve missed you too, I am so glad you called” Stacey

Johnson to roast on Christmas I might as well get use to the idea now so I’ll be ready for

Seeing this Jerry walks over to the girl “SIGN THE FUCKING FORM NOW BITCH!!” He yells, she looks into his

Flipping it on she quickly logged on to the net in search of a Dolcett chef, she was a

Walking over to the locker he opened it to see his daughter standing there nude bound up like a meat-girl,

COW #666, SHE WAS SENT DOWN HERE LAST NIGHT!!” He yelled. The nurse turning pale, “That is the girl

you mean about roasted Jenna?” Ted replied, “No I don’t think I would do that” Ted added but in truth